I've just realised that the "TAB" button on my...
badgermoles: alysanne: sometimes I think about my own character development #it’s shit someone should fire my writers
assbuttmcgee: mr-radical: feeling intimidated by people you want to be really good friends with #feeling intimidated by people you’re already friends with
haithinkimfunny: queenestelle: gothist: GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS at least you get accepted no matter what that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
andrewpauldost: i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza
morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
moonflowerlights: If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
dysenterygay: i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
orgygami: when theres a long intro before a music video
constable-connor: accionormality: ...
njena: i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
jaredhower: i hate when i wear a skirt or dress somewhere and people ask me why i’m dressed so fancy like i don’t need an occasion to free my legs from the constraints of pants thank you very much
peetababy: I SWEAR TO GOD THERE IS A GIRL IN MY CLASS WHO CAN READ MY THOUGHTS SHE’S ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME FUNNY WHEN IM THINKING INAPPROPRIATE THINGS SO I SAID IN MY HEAD “START LAUGHING IF YOU CAN HEAR ME” AND SHE STARTED LAUGHING IM SCARED?????
sillycreativeme-123: If an average size girl says she want’s to eat 2 burgers, guys are like “I want a girlfriend that isn’t afraid to eat like a man.” If a plus size girl says she wan’t to eat 2 burgers, guys are like “Wow, maybe you shouldn’t eat so much.” And that my friends is why I hate everything.
’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is...– (via ttc-our-armybrat)
lecterer: you know youve got it bad for a pairing when youre reading sexless domestic fanfiction
Looking down at your child and thinking "How on...
I just want a cute boy that lets me listen to his music and wear his clothes and fall asleep on his chest I have earned this shit by now where is my cute boy
nagei: zacharieforpresident: zacharieforpresident: hey guys remember these things i just lost a follower it’s like 2008 just flashed before my eyes