May 2013
I've just realised that the "TAB" button on my...
Life incomplete.
badgermoles:
alysanne:
sometimes I think about my own character development
#it’s shit someone should fire my writers
assbuttmcgee:
mr-radical:
feeling intimidated by people you want to be really good friends with
#feeling intimidated by people you’re already friends with
haithinkimfunny:
queenestelle:
gothist:
GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
andrewpauldost:
i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza
morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
moonflowerlights:
If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
dysenterygay:
i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
orgygami:
when theres a long intro before a music video
constable-connor:
accionormality:
...
njena:
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
jaredhower:
i hate when i wear a skirt or dress somewhere and people ask me why i’m dressed so fancy like i don’t need an occasion to free my legs from the constraints of pants thank you very much
peetababy:
I SWEAR TO GOD THERE IS A GIRL IN MY CLASS WHO CAN READ MY THOUGHTS SHE’S ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME FUNNY WHEN IM THINKING INAPPROPRIATE THINGS SO I SAID IN MY HEAD “START LAUGHING IF YOU CAN HEAR ME” AND SHE STARTED LAUGHING IM SCARED?????
sillycreativeme-123:
If an average size girl says she want’s to eat 2 burgers, guys are like “I want a girlfriend that isn’t afraid to eat like a man.”
If a plus size girl says she wan’t to eat 2 burgers, guys are like “Wow, maybe you shouldn’t eat so much.”
And that my friends is why I hate everything.
“’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is...”
– (via ttc-our-armybrat)
lecterer:
you know youve got it bad for a pairing when youre reading sexless domestic fanfiction
Looking down at your child and thinking "How on...
I just want a cute boy that lets me listen to his music and wear his clothes and fall asleep on his chest I have earned this shit by now where is my cute boy
nagei:
zacharieforpresident:
zacharieforpresident:
hey guys remember these things
i just lost a follower
it’s like 2008 just flashed before my eyes
