Come As You Are

Jay/19/BusinessOwner/Student Writer/Dreamer/Lover/Creator

This blog contains a sporadic fairyland of nonsense, fandom and love.

I only follow back if I like your stuff.

I'm not your manic pixie dream girl, mother fucker.

nachalibre:

holding hands while driving <3

nachalibre:

holding hands while driving <3

(Source: 2-shane-s, via rydenarmani)

prettyboyshyflizzy:

i was eating this girl out once

she was cumming but i kept eating not giving her no breaks

then she suddenly stopped moaning

i looked up and she was looking behind her

i was like what happened? image

she was like  i coulda swore Jesus just tapped me on the shoulder and whispered in my ear “your time has come”

(via prototype-the-walter-girl)

techniciantraveller:

skylark-in-the-park:

deadniggastorageunit:

lyriciss:

Genius.

Oh god I am delirious…. 

Hahaha!

I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe.

(Source: esg233, via lulz-time)

amifutami:

what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect

(Source: amifutami-remade, via asian)

loveheart-troyler:

editsofyoutube:

The fans who are asleep rn are going to wake up like

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And we’re just gonna be here like

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LITERALLY ME RN

(via connor-frantas)

(Source: cosimacormier, via rydenarmani)

Sex worker problems

wargasmmm:

Signing an email with your real name for the first time in 8 months like

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(via sugarbabyno52)

"His tall, firm, upright figure, among the bulky forms and stooping shoulders of the elderly men, was such as Emma felt must draw every body’s eyes; and, excepting her own partner, there was not one among the whole row of young men who could be compared with him.”

(Source: knightley-emma, via honeyandlavender)